CAST (in order of appearance):
Charlie the Dachshund
Sundance the Bird
Me with the Cold
CHARLIE: Want to go smell some dog butts?
ME: No.
SUNDANCE: Chew an electrical cord?
ME: No.
CHARLIE: Bark for no reason?
ME: No.
SUNDANCE: Poop on the chairs?
ME: No.
CHARLIE: Run into the road right in front of a car?
ME: Okay, maybe that.
Sorry, everyone. I’m sure I’ll feel like having fun again soon.
