ME: I should get the bird a new rope toy.
SOL: Don’t they last forever?
ME: Well, I suppose. But he’s had it so long I’m sure it is a cesspool of bacteria.
SOL: Douse it with anti-bacterial spray.
ME: I could, but that would probably kill the bird.
SOL: Nothing’s perfect.
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